creepypasta time
the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide
don’t rush anything. good people end up with good people
Why the fuck did march take 6 months to pass but April took 1 week
"As you get older, you really start to understand more about why people drink the night away, smoke their lungs black, or throw themselves off buildings."
— (via alunit)
youve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for
times new ramen
I sent this to my mom and she got so mad at me she sent me an audio recording of her yelling.
me when I play sports:
"I wish I could ignore you, like you ignore me"
— 5.08am thoughts (via lust-is-me)